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Telltale / Jun 17, 2008 / Casual
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.
| Part | Your PC | MinimumNot sure |
|---|---|---|
| CPU | Not set | 1.5GHz processor Can't tell |
| GPU | Not set | 32MB 3D-accelerated video card Can't tell |
| RAM | Not set | 256MB RAM Can't tell |
Mostly Positive
70% positive, 298 reviews
Humorous card game where you play Texas Hold'em poker against quirky computercontrolled characters ✅Funny dialogue and opponent reactions during gameplay ✅An interesting blend of classic poker with humor and narrative elements ✅Interesting, distinctive characters with their own humor and personality ✅Good graphics for 2005 ✅Good price for a game of this caliber ❌Lack of variety in game modes ❌No extensive career...
13 found this helpful, 2026-08-01
this game changed my life. of the heartwarming caring of grandma, to the closted homosexuality of ted. and the hidden love story between the player and my bbg boris. this game changed my outlook on life and i will never be the same after experincing the pure joy and investment in the story. i will love you forever boris. only notes, add waterboy as romance option. and dont forget harry sucks booty. GRRRRR I HATE YOU...
13 found this helpful, 2025-12-25
For a game so old, Telltale Texas Hold'Em is still quite a good game. The game is simple, you are just playing Texas Hold'Em with 4 other people. Though the concept isn't unique, the personalities of each character bring a lot to the table, keeping the game quite interesting. You learn quirks about each character over time, such as Tedd being an absolute menace and grandma always folding. Honestly, I wish they...
12 found this helpful, 2025-12-17
"Telltale's Texas Hold'Em" is a fun poker card game with interactive comedy cutscenes. I just won the whole tournament, and after all that, I can say that this game is good for some quick, fun sessions, assuming you have great time-management skills in real life. Can't believe that this was the very first game created by the legendary Telltale Games! One huge downside is the lack of modern hardware optimization! The...
8 found this helpful, 2026-09-12
Funniest review
if i play another round of poker with these homunculus' i will start hallucinating
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