Uriel's Chasm

The developer truly could not have been serious when they made this game. At no point in the rambling, incoherent gameplay did it even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Every one is dumber for having played it. I award it no points. And may God have mercy on its soul. Also, the volume is EXTREMELY loud and there is no menu to change that. There is no menu, period.

2 found this helpful, 2025-12-23

It's a mashup of three incredibly nauseating, vomit-inducing mini-games and none of them are good, but because it's so bad I actually think it can be enjoyed ironically if you don't value your time at all.

4 found this helpful, 2026-05-29

I don't really think I know words that do this sort of game justice. It feels like it must've been the project of some, specific, determined vision - but I just can't see it. I'm likely missing the point on this, and i doubt i'm alone in that, but man is this game strange. I gave it a good shot, finished it, but I'm still not entirely sure what was going on. At least it was short. Kind of.

1 found this helpful, 2026-05-25