Not recommended1 hrs played
Only brought this because Funhaus played it for their demo disk series. Plus it didn't even work for me anymore.
15 found this helpful, 2026-05-17
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Rebellion / Dec 1, 2009 / Action
Rogue Warrior is a character-driven, first-person-shooter, featuring Richard 'Demo Dick' Marcinko's explosive personality in an action-packed single player campaign, and intense multiplayer combat. Playing as Richard 'Demo Dick' Marcinko, you go behind the iron curtain to disrupt a suspected North Korean ballistic missile program.
| Part | Your PC | MinimumNot sure | RecommendedNot sure |
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| CPU | Not set | 3.4 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or equivalent processor Can't tell | Intel Core 2 Duo E6400 or equivalent processor Can't tell |
| GPU | Not set | DirectX 9.0c compliant video card with 256 MB RAM (NVIDIA 7900 or better, ATI X1800 or better) Can't tell | DirectX 9.0c compliant video card with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA 8800 series, ATI HD2900 PRO or better) Can't tell |
| RAM | Not set | 1 GB RAM (XP)/ 2 GB RAM (Vista) Can't tell | 2 GB RAM Can't tell |
Mixed
70% positive, 1,242 reviews
Only brought this because Funhaus played it for their demo disk series. Plus it didn't even work for me anymore.
15 found this helpful, 2026-05-17
This is a remarkable game which I spent $2 on, $2 that would have probably be better spent on gum. Rogue Warrior is a broken game that is wholly irredeemable except as a way to murder a few hundred North Koreans and Russians as well as a few hours of your life. The plot, as so much there is one, follows real life war crime enthusiast and catastrophic alcoholic Richard Marcinko on a make believe mission loosely based...
23 found this helpful, 2026-08-03
This is the best video game I have had the pleasure of playing. Truly a classic from 2009! I love the part where he tells me “Suck my balls my hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big balls wrap them around your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth I’m gonna shove it up your ass.” Truly a quote that will inspire the future generations. And who can forget the other classic scene where he says “You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead piece of ♥♥♥♥.” This one is...
13 found this helpful, 2025-10-11
Look the games not great, but I'm giving it a thumbs up just for "Suck my balls, my hairy f*cking big balls. Wrap em around your f*cking mouth." I beat the game once in 2010 and never played it again.
9 found this helpful, 2026-08-07
Funniest review
Suck my balls, my big hairy balls. Wrap them around your mouth,.
