BEAR, VODKA, STALINGRAD!🐻

I bought this game because I expected a stupid novelty game. You know, bear runs around, Nazis panic, maybe five minutes of entertainment. That is not what I got. What I got was a cold, miserable little logistics simulator about morale, bad planning, and the long-term consequences of annoying a Russian bear. You play as a bear. The game never explains this. Nobody comments on it. There is no intro cutscene where a...

14 found this helpful, 2026-01-08

Trash game that gives achievements for doing nothing.

9 found this helpful, 2025-12-12

Developed and published by Rabotiagi games, BEAR, VODKA, STALINGRAD! is an unapologetically outrageous third-person action game that blends wartime imagery with absurd comedy. Rather than striving for realism, it presents an intentionally exaggerated adventure starring a battle-hardened bear determined to defend Stalingrad against invading Nazi forces. The game's premise immediately establishes its identity,...

0 found this helpful, 2026-07-29

The developers had some sort of vision when creating this game because it's everything I've ever wanted and maybe even more than I ever wanted (if that's good or bad is up to your own to decide). It has literally everything a good game should have. It has the blatant alcohol abuse that we all know and love, it has the obnoxiously loud shooting sounds which make me regret waking up today, it has a fairly low price...