Recommended2 hrs played
Disappointed and devastated for the lack of any spicy scene in a game about spicy chicken and hot colonel Sanders.
20 found this helpful, 2026-07-28
Not recommended4 hrs played
SERIOUS REVIEW:
I spent HOURS of my life that I can't get back... And all I got was Colonel Sanders. CLOTHED. AND HE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE MY COOKING! No sex scene. F Tier. WORSE GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED.
39 found this helpful, 2025-10-11
Recommended0 hrs played
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! is a dating simulator.
For Colonel Sanders.
Yes.
The chicken man.
KFC made a video game where Colonel Sanders is hot and you can romance him.
I downloaded it voluntarily.
I played it voluntarily.
These are decisions I made as an adult with free will.
I am also a lesbian.
I am not attracted to men.
This game was never even marketed toward my interests on a...
15 found this helpful, 2026-08-25
Recommended4 hrs played
My entire life I have felt like the outsider, looking in but never being part of the community. This is why I became enamoured with dating simulators, especially this one. The colonel's hot rocking body, his silver tongue and his cute little goatee instantly made me fall deeply in love with him. I started eating KFC everyday just to feel a little closer to my husband, yet it wasn't enough... This was why I decided...
